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KFC

View phone number 4 Cricketers Parade Broadwater,
Worthing,
BN14 9DB
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Did I just die and go to heaven?

Have you ever had one of those moments, when all of your fears and insecurities melt away and everything seems to be just how God intended? If the answer is no then pay a visit to the KFC in Broadwater. The staff are not only friendly, but are amongst some of the most beautiful creatures I have ever come across. They may have zits, they may have greasy hair, but a light burns so brightly in their eyes, when you look at them you just want to weep. And the chicken, oh God - the chicken (clutches groinal area). One time I opened up a snack box and a thousand angels burst forth to dance around my taste buds as I began to salivate. Oh yeah - and there's this really sexy guy who cooks the stuff out back. One time I saw him crossing himself and blessing the chicken with holy water. I think he must have been a saint.

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Iron M.

Review Date: 30/09/2010 Report review